Friday, August 25, 2006

Animal Magic

STOP!!!!
Sit Down!!!
Throw out the Gig Guide rule book as it was re-written last night!!!!!
The Artic Monkeys were in town last night for a warm up for Reading. The Forum was a seething, sweat drenched orgasmic wall of noise and energy last night.
Ignore all those other posts saying blah blah was the gig of the year - This is the Gig of the Year - destroy that rule book that say you cant give a 10 for a 1 album band - this was a 12!!!
Are we gonna see them again - too right
Phil please step up and collect the first award of 2006 - Gig Organiser of the year mate
AWESOME AEWSOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006

v 2006 - up t'north

A slightly off piste event this one - with the team sorting themselves out or not as the case may be - neilo in chelmsford, occasional contributors julie and graham there in a no camping scenario and me up t'north in stafford for the sat.

my thoughts enjoyed location at chelmsord better than up t'north but maybe that is cos i'm a southern cock - saw the following with a the following scores on the doors...

Strongbow dance tent at start and end of the night 9 - maybe i'm changing but still danced like a Tw@t!!!!!!!

sugababes - saw one song push my button? or was it pull my chain? - a resolute 0 for those ladieeessss - shiteeeeeeee!!!
Hard -Fi(sic) what is with the even faker cockerney accent - hmmm - good cover of a white stripes toon - solid 8 out of 10 though we need new stuff now guys!!!!!

Weller - gawd am i gonna have to see him again - straight 10s - chnaging man, a soaring wildwood, and you do something to me pluse town called malice - AWESOME geezer!!!!

Faithless - watch can you say? knew what was coming off from Tues and it still fackin rocked - another 10!!! if they get another one - does that mean they get voted into the (to be formed!!!) Gig guide hall of fame)!!!! Brilliant!!!!

For me biggest disappointment was Groove Armada a solid 7 but maybe seen it all before.

Other bits from Stafford - pissed down with rain, birds pissing everywhere - nice !!!! like phils dirty teenage golden showe dvds, taking an hour to find me car in the carpark when finishing!!!, and some annoying manc twat groaning in the background at close of play - opps sorry mozzer!!!!

Early reports from Chelmsford indicated that Kasabian rocked - cant wait till Dec and Keane ok.

All in all a tip top, ayyyyyyyyyeeeee, to the max event

Out

Friday, August 18, 2006

The last embrace (part 2)

A very late post on this one - whilst Phil was being a G@yLord wathing TT - I was at Cannock Chase watching for the final final final ever time the Leeds/Bardford/Huddersfield boys.

Venue and weather was super - wont go through the dust bowl/ looking like Clint Eastwood in a spag western jumping around to all the old anthems again.

As ever with embrace highs and lows - all the old stuff 10/10 i.e. everything on the good will out - bar Gravity and Ashes all the new stuff is shite

A final score of 8.

Thanks embrace - time to call is a day i reckon boys!!!!
Cheers
Pete (The real one)

Thursday, August 17, 2006

The Gig guide

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Faithless at The Bush - 15/08….where do I start?

Do I start with my score and then ruin the rest of the review? What about the fact my hearing is completely knackered? I could mention that my calf muscles are so sore it feels like I’ve run a marathon. Twice.

This was Faithless warm up gig for the up and coming V Festival. Note To People Going To V: you’re in for a treat.

I love Shepherds Bush and I LOVE Faithless. The Bush was packed and I mean packed to the rafters. Ground and all 3 floors where rammed and the crowd was anticipating something a bit special.

Bang on 9.30pm, the lights went out and Sister Bliss and crew came on stage through the smoke and strobes to massive cheers and whistles. 10 seconds on stage and the noise began. 10 minutes later the thumping intro was over, appearing from nowhere was Maxi in the middle of the stage and straight in to Insomnia. Fucking hell…….what an opening. I know I gush a bit sometimes over nights out but I’ve never seen a venue goes a mental for an opening track. Literally everyone was jumping and screaming out the legendary lyrics and it was like being in a big tent at Raindance during the early 90’s all over again.

And so it went on then, tune after tune after tune. Bring My Family Back, Muhammed Ali and God is a DJ stand out and of course the closing number, We Come One. I don’t care what people say, the hands in the air ‘ONE’ bit still rocks!

I’ve seen Faithless 4 times now and the venues have got smaller each time. This was by far the best of the 4 and probably my gig of 2006 with 4 months of the year left (and still got many others to come). Quality quality quality night and, of course, 10/10 from me.

I hope the energy from The Bush is repeated for the V crowd - that is going to be a big ask. As I said to Pete afterwards, some bands you see a few times and then they go a bit stale. I’d watch Faithless again tonight.

Shouts:
- Respect to Mrs A for making a special gig appearance
- Respect to Sister Bliss who is heavily pregnant - that kid is going to be crazy!!
- Big respect to Stuart for negotiating the upper level and not jumping over to join us downstairs
- Commiserations to the other Mr Allen. School boy error not coming down mate, school boy error.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Our first classical entry

And lo it came to pass. In AD30, the roman good and great gathered their stone, drew in the empires greatest architects, stonemasons and master woodsmen, recruited the largest army of prisoners, misfits and reprobates within a 100 mile radius and constructed one of mans greatest achievements, the Arena di Verona.

This object of beauty was constructed as an arena for battle, a stage of gladiatorial victory and a grave for the weak .... and two thousand years later, for the Franco Zaferelli designed production of Verdi's Aida.

The seats were still the same stone carved ovens as seated on by the crowds to watch slayings, but having plumped for the expensive seating with cushions (designed by Smith, c1963) , only nine rows from the front, the 210 minutes of operatic genius were considerably more comfortable than for the 10, 000 others whose cheeks were almost certainly baked following 18 straight hours of 35 degree heat on the arena steps before sun-down.

The stage set was unbelievable and of such enormity, you have to have seen it to believe that you can recreate a golden pyramid some 150 feet up inside the arena. The egyptian cats, sphynxes and other animals I didn't quite recognise were equally large and awe inspiring, especially with the sun setting behind them. Despite being outdoors and a very wide space, I heard the performers sing their perfect notes as if they were next to me.

With the heat so intense, the opera didn't start until 9.30 and finished at around 1am, and with a few breaks to pop down and treat your special other to some champagne, the evening passed by pretty quickly. Many people were spotted listening intently to the music with their eyes closed, mouths open and some even dribbling and I was left wondering if Verdi couldn't have made his masterpiece just a touch shorter.

That said, the score is a magnificent 9. The surroundings, the stage, the stars, the music and all of the performers were outstanding and I would recommend that you experience this at least once in your life.

Madowner

Well what a result. it's back in May and there I was, taking in the sights and sounds of Las Vegas (baby!) and right there, in the very same hotel that I, Big Rob and the Tonester were staying in, Madonna was playing her sell out Confessions tour.

Not one to look an absolute gift horse in the mouth, nor one to think that the US punters seem to get a much better deal that us Brits as I paid the ridiculously low price of $75, we booked it up and quivered with anticipation all day long.

The evening started pretty badly as we were told to be there at 7, only to find no support act and no Madonna until gone 9 and when you're surrounded by rhinestone infested non-cowboys, two hours can certainly feel like several days.

Luckily, the MGM Grand Arena filled quickly and the concert soon got underway. The stage was excellent, the props were great, even the diamonte caked cross that was such a desparate attempt to garner attention and controversy (and wasn't), and especially the dancers who climbed walls, swung over, under and seemingly through bars were all excellent, but tragically, Madge was only there in body, and that was all too slow (but I know I would love to move like that at 50).

Perhaps, she was busy counting the cash from this enormous world tour, maybe we Brits do actually get more attention and therefore more for our money, or maybe, she was just having a bad day, but you do have to wonder if her day has simply just passed.

A bold 5 for me ...